Consumer Fraud

Little Johnny was his parents’ pride
They gave him everything money could buy
Cute little guy, glued to the TV tube

And according to the FCC
He watched his average thirty hours a week
That’s 300,000 commercials before he left high school

Who knows if it affected his mind?
It kept him busy and it occupied his time
And the child psychologists continue to dispute it

But then again there was that day
He broke an arm and a leg after jumping off the roof
In his Superman suit

Consumer fraud, consumer fraud
How many get burned?
How many get dumped on?
Let the buyer beware
Let the buyer prepare
‘Cause when it’s all over, there is no refund!

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Consumer fraud, consumer fraud
How many get burned?
How many get dumped on?
Let the buyer beware
Let the buyer prepare
‘Cause when it’s all over, there is no refund!
Sorry